Thursday, October 30, 2008

Get Over Mono In A Week

È una mia impression ...

... or when I got married I lost my readers?
If the answer is no, please pretend that it is true, because it makes me feel very wanted:)))

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Beeswax Shower Curtain

overwhelmed by unprecedented shock Lithuanian

Sunday in Lithuania voted for policies. For the record, they won - a Pellecchia - the Conservatives. This is not a tragic news, because these parts are those conservatives who have fought for independence and democracy against the Soviet dictatorship. And in any case, the left is in the hands of former collaborators of the regime, and therefore not exactly reliable figures, it 'in a political sense, it' in a general sense morality.
Much could be said about the need to form a real culture left in the former Soviet countries (just as would be necessary to form a real right-wing culture in countries like ours, which instead suffered a right-wing dictatorship).
The news however, is not this one.
the news is that I learned that, by law, the electoral roll Lithuanian, next to the candidate's name must appear an accurate list of his criminal history, if any.
It seemed like a thing of great civilizations, and inevitably the thoughts went to Italy.
What would be nice if we also had the obligation to indicate any criminal record on the electoral roll? Then instead took over
my ecological conscience and I have concluded that it is better not: in times when the environment is beset on all sides, print and publish the criminal history of the Italian candidates would require half of Amazon deforestation. Just to fill the previous convictions in "Silvio Berlusconi" it would take thirty pages.
Consequently, from a practical point of view there would be many problems, given that the lists should be published in heavy volumes.
"Good morning. I should vote!"
"What volume do you want?"
"The third, 'Berlus-Boss', and the fifth, 'Buttig-Carfag', thank you."
"Please, sit down in the urn, we send a representative immediately with the wheelbarrow"

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Pop Your Own Upper Back By Right Shoulder Blades

Azerty, mon amour

I am back after a long pause bed. I do not think this blog site
mushy references to my private life,
then - after giving my happy news of the event - I think we can safely continue
life everyday.

Therefore, I would tell you about my honeymoon in Paris :-)

No, no, do not worry, not to soften with romantic walks on the Seine, excursions to Chartres, and romantic dinners washed down with Bordeaux. Azerty
Let me tell you. That is not a Hungarian immigrant who has edited the last name because it sounded more in Paris, but the formal name by which reference is made to the composition of French keyboard of a computer.

Now.

A nation that, like Italy, has a reputation for being illogical and over-bureaucratic, and that, moreover, has the habit of calling the computer chauvinist "Ordinateur" and e-mail "Courier electronique" (with some emphasis severe acute or somewhere, I forget), he could not accept the obvious simplicity of the (almost) universal Qwerty keyboard. Some
letter (not too many, but which - as we shall see - is further perverted) the need for us to look in unusual positions. We must adapt.
My wife and I have tried not to use too much Internet, out of respect for our honeymoon, but if - like us - you choose to make it last a month and not the traditional weeks, must surrender the idea that a little 'work, during those days, should be hurried.

So here we are dealing with various Internet cafes and the deadly Azerty keyboard. Only the name, Azerty, instead of Qwerty, suggests that the first and the second letter is in unusual position. Specifically, the Q instead of A I created some setbacks, I m reqgito immediqtqmente, qnche for ViQ fqtto the position that
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Cqwwo, auqnte lewioni i.pqrqno viqggiqndo you!